Breakfast Special: Danny Ainge Makes LeBron His…

To say that the Celtics won the Kyrie Irving-for-Isaiah Thomas and the Nets 2018 pick trade is to have a grasp on the obvious so glaring that you’re probably dressed up in a silly outfit and introducing Shaqtin’ A Fool. Thomas and LeBron James got into a scuffle after the Cavaliers’ disastrous offensive performance against the Miami Heat, where James called out his teammate’s poor (2-of-15) shooting as the Cavs… …wait, Cleveland won? What the actual…? Yep. The Cavs beat the Heat 91-89, their atrocious offense matched by a display of defense so surprising that even the Browns, looking up …

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Breakfast Special: Isaiah Thomas, You Magnificent Son of a Gun

The King in the Fourth, a point guard so good that Cleveland GM LeBron James was willing to swap Kyrie Irving for him (go ahead, argue with me), made his debut in a Cleveland uniform Tuesday… …and went 6-of-12 from the field for 17 points in only 19 minutes of action. Look out, NBA, Isaiah Thomas is back. And not a moment too soon, as Cleveland is currently 25-12 after a big win over the Portland Trailblazers by a 127-110 count. The league’s third-best offensive team (behind Golden State and Houston) and fourth-worst defensive team (ahead of only Atlanta, Phoenix, …

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