Breakfast Special: In Which Gregg Popovich Owns Steve Kerr Again

The San Antonio Spurs, left for dead just last week, have turned things around in a big way, and their fourth straight win just came at the expense of the Golden State Warriors. Even crazier, the Spurs held Golden State to just 75 points in a downright collegiate 89-75 slog of a game. Well, maybe “slog” isn’t the right word—the game was played at a 94.1 estimated pace, after all, slow by today’s NBA standards but a breakneck pace by the standards (86 possessions per 48 minutes, due mainly to the 30-second shot clock) of the college game. Anyway, point …

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Breakfast Special: A Glorious Day Without Tanking

Hey you. Reader. Did you spend Sunday watching college basketball, trying to fool yourself into believing that it’s better than the pros and a more pure form of the sport and whatever other trash we dredge up before a team that I legit confused with Maryland-Eastern Shore but was actually Maryland-Baltimore County busted everyone’s bracket like for real we didn’t even get past Friday before every single entry in every single bracket tournament was, like that jackpot in the Powerball a couple of years ago that rolled up to $1.4 billion because everyone played when it was $900 million and …

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Breakfast Special: LeBron’s Lue-sing Cause

So, this was a thing that happened between LeBron James and Tyronn Lue… oh shittt LeBron FED UP with Ty Lue pic.twitter.com/nYYPlRCFHr — Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) March 16, 2018 The Portland Trail Blazers beat the Cleveland Cavaliers 113-105 Thursday night while the rest of the world was watching college ball. Despite a 15-of-25 night from James in which he scored 35 points, grabbed 14 rebounds, and murdered Jusuf Nurkic in cold blood… Lebron James poster dunk on Nurkic pic.twitter.com/tfD3O1z2Tu — Jacari McRae (@JMcRae23) March 16, 2018 C.J. McCollum had 29 for the Blazers on 12-of-24, while Damian Lillard shot just …

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Breakfast Special: Wizards 125, Red Claws 124

Just a day before the Ides of March, the Wizards were Julius Caesar and the Celtics’ B-unit were the Roman Senators…and unlike Caesar, the Wiz escaped with their lives, though they nearly lost the kind of game that even a lottery team wouldn’t lose. The Wiz won 125-124 despite the Celtics not having Kyrie Irving, Al Horford, Jaylen Brown, Daniel Theis, Marcus Smart, and the gone-for-the-season Gordon Hayward. Bradley Beal played 47 of the 58 minutes of the double-overtime game, scoring 34 points on 14-of-27 and leading a DC Family that managed to lose the field goal percentage battle (Boston …

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Breakfast Special: Russell Westbrook’s Triple-Digit Triple-Doubles

Russell Westbrook and the Oklahoma City Thunder are well on their way to topping last year’s 47-35 record, sitting fourth in the West at 41-29, three back in the loss column from Portland with 12 games to go. Westbrook just notched his 100th triple-double of his career, scoring 32 points on 12-of-20 shooting, dishing 12 assists, and hauling in 12 boards in the Thunder’s 119-107 win over the Atlanta Hawks Tuesday night. Oklahoma City hit 16-of-35 from three-point land, 45.7 percent, turning the ball over just seven times. But a win over a tanking team doesn’t make much entertainment. Triple …

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Breakfast Special: Panic Time in San Antonio

It wasn’t long ago that the San Antonio Spurs were the solid third seed in the Western Conference, a team that even without Kawhi Leonard looked like they were well on their way to a 19th straight 50-win season. As of this writing, the Spurs are no longer a playoff team. The Rockets, behind 28 points on 6-of-17 shooting from James Harden (yes, really; he was 14-of-14 from the line), beat San Antonio 109-93 to take their 19th win in their last 20 games. Houston has a reputation, and a deserved one, for living and dying by the three-pointer, and …

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Breakfast Special: A Worthy, Deserving 3 Seed in the Eastern Conference

Say hello to your new second-round opponent for the Boston Celtics in the playoffs. It’s the same foe the Celtics lost to on Sunday: The Indiana Pacers. Behind 27 points on 10-of-20 shooting from Victor Oladipo and 19 points on 8-of-13 to go with 10 rebounds for Myles Turner, the Pacers, who nearly watched Bojan Bogdanovic choke away the game by reaching for a loose ball that, had he simply let it go out of bounds, would’ve secured an Indiana victory, nonetheless triumphed 99-97 to split the season series at two games apiece. Kyrie Irving missed the second half with …

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Breakfast Special: LeBron 1, Denver 1

LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers faced the Denver Nuggets last week, falling 126-117 at home and jeopardizing their hold on third place in the East. Wednesday, the Cavs went to Denver and got even, consolidating their hold on third and sinking the Nuggets out of the West top eight entirely. Cleveland won 113-108 behind 39 points, 10 rebounds, and eight assists from the King, who shot 15-of-25 from the field in the process. Denver turned the ball over 21 times to Cleveland’s 10, and it was a terrible waste of a great game from Nikola Jokic, who had 36 …

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Breakfast Special: Never the Clippers’ Day

The Los Angeles Clippers have been the whipping boy of the 8 seed in the Western Conference. Fighting for their playoff lives, just when they get a chance to consolidate a position and move forward, they run face-first into Anthony Davis and his 41 points in the Pelicans’ 121-116 win at Staples Center. The Pelicans, left for dead after DeMarcus Cousins got hurt, have now won nine in a row to go to 37-26, just one game back of Portland (!) for the 3 seed out west. Davis went 17-of-31 from the field in this one, while Jrue Holiday scored …

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Breakfast Special: LeBron With A Little Help From His Friends

This season, LeBron James has been out on an island in Cleveland, putting up one of the better statistical seasons of his career, especially his post-Miami career, while getting nothing from his teammates and having to win games by himself. Monday night against Detroit, LeBron had his usual mind-blowing game, with 31 points on 11-of-17 shooting and seven each of rebounds and assists, but this time he got some help. Larry Nance Jr. had 22 points on 9-of-15 to go with 15 rebounds and two steals, while Detroit happily obliged the Cavs by shooting 39.1 percent from the field despite …

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