Breakfast Special: Chef Curry, Extra Spicy

The Denver Nuggets had four players with at least 20 points in Oakland Monday night. They shot 49.5 percent from the field and racked up 114 points. Trouble is, Stephen Curry exploded for 32 points, the Warriors shot 56.5 percent as a team, and the Nugs, who seem to only win on Friday and Saturday, lost another game during the week to the tune of 124-114. For Curry, it was another fantastic display of efficiency. 9-of-17 from the field. 5-of-10 for three. 9-of-10 from the line. Just a .529/.500/.900 line because he clearly got upgraded to MVP caliber again during …

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Breakfast Special: The Lakers Tank Fail

Lakers coach Luke Walton is taking the continuing criticism of Black Marv Marinovich in stride. BMM’s son, Lonzo Ball, continues to be the biggest bust at No. 2 overall since Darko, and indeed Ball shot a disappointing 5-of-13 from the field in the Lakers’ you-can’t-even-tank-right 132-113 win over the Atlanta Hawks on Sunday. With the game decided, Walton pulled Ball from the game to preserve his health, but he couldn’t resist taking a dig at the media circus around Lakerland. When asked why he’d pulled Lonzo, Walton simply said “His dad was talking s— so I took him out early.” …

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Breakfast Special: The Golden State Reformation

Here’s to the restoration of NBA order, as the Golden State Warriors, behind 29 points from Stephen Curry and 28 from Klay Thompson, shot 55.2 percent from the field, got a triple-double from Draymond Green (17 points, 14 rebounds, 10 assists), held Houston to 17-of-50 (34 percent, and wait, 50 three-point attempts?!) from long range, and won the game 124-114. Eric Gordon had 30, Gerald Green added 29 off the bench, and Chris Paul had 28, and if you want to go for a fourth, Clint Capela had 15. That accounts for 102 of the Rockets’ points. The rest of …

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Breakfast Special: Steph Gonna Steph With A Vengeance

Stephen Curry has been full Beast Mode since returning from injury; in his two games back, he’s shot a combined 24-of-36 (66.7 percent) from the field, 16-of-26 (61.5 percent) from three, and 6-of-7 (85.7 percent) from the line, scoring 70 points, and sticking the knife into the heart of the Dallas Mavericks as Golden State won 105-102 Wednesday night: The game-winner! Steph Curry called game as the @warriors beat the @dallasmavs 125-122 in the final seconds! Curry: 32 PTS, 8 AST, 5 REB, 6 3PMDurant: 25 PTSKD: 25 PTS, 11 REB, 6 ASTDraymond: 18 PTS, 10 REB, 6 AST#DubNation pic.twitter.com/BYVyCfGJ7r …

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Breakfast Special: Isaiah Thomas, You Magnificent Son of a Gun

The King in the Fourth, a point guard so good that Cleveland GM LeBron James was willing to swap Kyrie Irving for him (go ahead, argue with me), made his debut in a Cleveland uniform Tuesday… …and went 6-of-12 from the field for 17 points in only 19 minutes of action. Look out, NBA, Isaiah Thomas is back. And not a moment too soon, as Cleveland is currently 25-12 after a big win over the Portland Trailblazers by a 127-110 count. The league’s third-best offensive team (behind Golden State and Houston) and fourth-worst defensive team (ahead of only Atlanta, Phoenix, …

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Breakfast Special: Toronto’s Backcourt Monster Show

DeMar DeRozan scored 52 points, setting a career and franchise high and lighting up the night in Toronto on New Year’s Day, powering the Raptors to a 131-127 overtime win over the Milwaukee Bucks. And as if that weren’t enough, Kyle Lowry had 26 points of his own, giving the starting backcourt 78 points between them. And the cherry on the sundae? The Raptors got more points from the starting shooting guard position than their opponent…as in 50 more points; Tony Snell started at the 2 for Milwaukee and scored two points. But wait, there’s more! DeRozan and Lowry shot …

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Breakfast Special: James Harden Space Program

Happy New Year, folks, even if it’s not as happy as it could’ve been for eight NBA fanbases. Let’s get right to it: James Harden‘s Hamstring Goes Kerbal Anyone who’s played “Kerbal Space Program” knows how easy it is to have rockets blow up. And the Houston Rockets? Well, they sure looked like a Kerbal rocket for the last five games before the Lakers, a salve for any wound, came to town. It took double overtime. It took 40 points from Harden despite the Beard leaving the game with a strained hamstring. And it took a bizarre stat line where …

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Breakfast Special: The TNT Double Digit Comeback Spectacular

The Philadelphia 76ers blew a double-digit fourth-quarter lead, turning an 88-74 with 11:11 to go into a 93-88 deficit less than five minutes later. The weirdest part of that 19-point run? It wasn’t even the biggest comeback in the NBA Thursday…on national television. That’s right, because the Boston Celtics came back from 26 down in the second quarter to win a game in which the Houston Rockets did not trail in the first 47 minutes and 57 seconds of play. James Harden committed two offensive fouls on Houston’s final two possessions, and Al Horford had the wildest finish an individual …

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Breakfast Special: NBA Underdogs Put It On A T-Shirt

Five of the six worst teams in the NBA won games last night. Of those, four beat teams that either would make the playoffs if the season ended today or, in the fifth case, would’ve been had they beaten the bad team. Meanwhile, the Chicago Bulls continue to charge ahead, winners of eight of their last ten and, at 11-22, just one game back of the 11th-seeded Nets. And sure, the Bulls aren’t exactly threatening the playoff field—they’re 6.5 games back of the eighth-seeded Heat, who are nearly as close to first place (7.5 back of Boston) as they are …

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Breakfast Special: The Downside of NBA Christmas

Go ahead and find me a worse day for basketball than the day after Christmas. The NBA schedules no games on Christmas Eve to make sure that their marquee teams don’t have a back-to-back on the holidsy, and that also means that on December 26, those same teams, spared the need to play a SEGABABA, are all resting up and at home with their families. Which can only mean one thing…a Bad Team Bonanza that leaves all but the hardest core League Pass junkies playing video games instead. Seriously, I’m still playing 2K12 on a MyPlayer save I’ve had since …

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