NBA Breakfast Special: Lonzo Can Into Space

by Fox Doucette Can we talk about Lonzo Ball? And by talk, I mean point and laugh as his NBA debut involved just three points on 1-of-6 shooting and a pair of missed free throws in 29 minutes. For those conoisseurs of Big Baller Hate, this was pretty much a best-case scenario, wasn’t it? Short of breaking his ankle, tearing his ACL, or getting slammed face first into a basket support by a pissed-off DeAndre Jordan, that is. Yes, he had nine rebounds, and Lonzo does look to have the tools to be a very capable defender (he put up …

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NBA Breakfast Special: The Celtics Are Dead

by Fox Doucette The appetizers are eaten, and the NBA served up a main course of Opening Night action for most of the rest of the league’s teams, plus the first SEGABABA of the season, a twin bill featuring the Rockets and Celtics in games with quite opposite results. We begin on the East Coast with… Requiem For A Leprechaun In their first full game without Gordon Hayward, things did not go well for Gang Green. Kyrie Irving was an atrocious 7-of-25, Jayson Tatum looked not ready for prime time defensively, and the Bucks’ Giannis Antetokounmpo kicked off what some …

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NBA Breakfast Special: Taking Off Like the Houston Rockets

by Fox Doucette There were two games to open the season Tuesday, and the Houston Rockets shocked the Golden State Warriors, stealing the game right at the end to pull off the 122-121 victory. The Warriors had Lawler’s Law on their side, but “first to 100 wins” ran up against the cold-blooded reality that “no lead is safe”, especially when the two teams that have embraced the mantra of “three is more than two” get together and start dropping nuclear bombs on each other from behind the arc. The good folks at TNT showed that they’re the best in the …

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