Is This 2018 NBA Team Any Good?: Atlanta Hawks

by Fox Doucette Our journey through the Southeast Division continues, and the best team nobody watched in 2015 just because the worst team nobody’s going to watch in 2018. The Hawks, like most Atlanta sports teams, couldn’t draw flies if you covered them in honey, finished 26th out of 30 in attendance last season, a playoff year, and were in the bottom half even when they went 60-22 (and finished 17th in attendance.) The last time Atlanta was in the top ten in attendance? 1987-88. They were 8th, with Dominique Wilkins dazzling fans…and there were only 23 teams in the …

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Is This 2018 NBA Team Any Good?: Washington Wizards

by Fox Doucette John Wall and the Wizketeers started last season 2-8. They finished it 3-5. In between, they went 44-20. Wall and company gave the Celtics all they wanted and nearly snuck into the Eastern Conference Finals out of the four seed, in the process perpetrating the brutal murder of the Atlanta Hawks as an NBA entity and precipitating the rebuild in the 404 that we’ll get to tomorrow. But for now, the question becomes was Washington’s 49-win campaign and solid playoff run a sign of things to come, or just a sign that the East is legitimately that …

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Is This 2018 NBA Team Any Good?: Miami Heat

by Fox Doucette The Miami Heat started the 2016-17 campaign by going 11-30. They finished it by going 30-11, barely missing the playoffs but earning the distinction of getting back to .500 from the furthest deficit under that mark in NBA history. From the moment they won 13 in a row to get back to 24-30, the rumblings began, and to anyone outside of Indiana and Chicago, they became sentimental favorites to do the impossible without LeBron James or Dwyane Wade. The question now becomes what does Erik Spoelstra’s team take away from this? For half a season, they were …

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Is This 2018 NBA Team Any Good?: Los Angeles Lakers

by Fox Doucette Brook Lopez, Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, and Luol Deng are the three highest-paid players on the Los Angeles Lakers this year. So…looks like we’re getting at least one more year out of the #LOLakers hashtag on Twitter, yes? This team has more players making the minimum salary than a Jack in the Box, while their most notable media figure besides executive Magic Johnson is the father of a rookie who got clowned in his last game in college, a man so noisome and irritating that he is a gift from the gods to Laker haters, the legend-in-his-own-mind big baller …

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Is This 2018 NBA Team Any Good?: Los Angeles Clippers

by Fox Doucette The Clippers, who were gifted Chris Paul by the league, apparently missed a payment to their State Farm agent, because CP3 got repossessed and given to the Houston Rockets. Which means… Blake Griffin’s so fragile that he hasn’t played a full season’s worth of games since 2014, DeAndre Jordan is a one-trick pony who doesn’t have Paul to lob him easy dunks anymore, and while the addition of Sam Dekker, Patrick Beverley, Lou Williams, Danilo Gallinari, and Montrezl Harrell make them an intriguing team, the question then becomes whether any of these pieces actually fit together. Can …

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Is This 2018 NBA Team Any Good?: Sacramento Kings

by Fox Doucette Sacramento traded away its best player, admitting that the Boogie Cousins Era was just seven years of having a great-stats-bad-team guy on a squad going nowhere. They were 24-33 at the time of the trade; they went 8-17 after the trade. That’s the squad they’re going to run out this year, a team on a 26-win pace, to try and clear the low bar of their 28.5 over/under. Which leaves only one question…is De’Aaron Fox going to be Sacramento’s savior? I sure hope so, because five is my lucky number and if you think I’m not buying …

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Is This 2018 NBA Team Any Good?: Phoenix Suns

by Fox Doucette For every yin, there is a yang, and for every Golden State Warriors squad tearing up the top of the league and redefining the word dynasty for a modern age, there is a sad-sack franchise with a cheapskate owner and no discernible leadership doomed perpetually to suck. Say hello to your 2017-18 Phoenix Suns, folks, as easy a case of Busted as the Dubs were Confirmed. Let’s unpack the sad tale of a pathetic franchise, which spends every waking moment of its life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic playoff berth, which mocks them and laughs …

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Is This 2018 NBA Team Any Good?: Golden State Warriors

by Fox Doucette Are the Golden State Warriors any good? Well hmmmm, let me think about it for a minute. Hold on, this might take me awhile to decide, because… …are you flipping kidding me? Of course they are! They’re the overwhelming favorite to win the title for the third time in four years, it’ll be 2019 before they run into potential contract trouble (when Klay Thompson might up and decide to take a max deal somewhere else because he’s tired of winning all the time and wants to be Raptors-era Chris Bosh for a change…) So rather than make …

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Is This 2018 NBA Team Any Good?: Denver Nuggets

by Fox Doucette The first question when asking about the Denver Nuggets isn’t “what’s the over/under on wins?” It’s “what’s the over/under on dumb puns on Nikola Jokic’s last name?” I’m serious, that’s no Jokic. I don’t have kids, but I’ve got dad jokes, folks. Now then. On to the team itself. This team, coming off a 40-42 season in which they missed the playoffs by just one game after a furious 5-2 finish that included a razor-thin one-point loss to Oklahoma City in Game 80 that sank them beneath the waters of a charging Portland squad with less than …

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Is This 2018 NBA Team Any Good?: Minnesota Timberwolves

by Fox Doucette The Minnesota Timberwolves added Jimmy Butler to a team that already has Karl-Anthony Towns and Andrew Wiggins. They shipped out Ricky Rubio, who can’t shoot and who gets as many assists as he does precisely because he can’t shoot and has to get rid of the ball to guys who can (Rajon Rondo on the Celtics built his reputation that way.) They’re coached by a defensive mastermind in Tom Thibodeau. But this is also a team that couldn’t guard anyone last year, that always seemed to be less than the sum of its parts, and that had …

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